Falda (via ·júbilo·haku·)
dm: this npc’s name is jamedi cosko
players: right, jumanji costco
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the only valid d&d experience
Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel.
No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine.
It’s never worth losing yourself over.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
“a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school” “alcohol” “a nap” “socks would be nice”
jeans
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saddest breakfast: didn’t have time to eat before work so i made an instant oatmeal cup with hot water from the office keurig except the water that comes out of the keurig isn’t QUITE boiling so there’s still like. some bite. to the oats.
SCREAM my fucking coworker just came into my office and told me there’s donuts in the workshop i’m going to lose my mind!!! i already ate the oats!!!!!!!!
Assigned Horse At Breakfast
this is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me. thank you